I never minded him until he showed up in Aetherdrift and was abusive to my tiny boi Loot! Jumping into Loot's mind to knock him out is like, top of the list in the Abusive Fantasy Dad handbook and for that reason alone I hope he fails miserably in whatever his plot is.
You have to believe me, I fucking despise Thassa’s and the only was you catch me playing it is when I Praetor’s Grasp it out of someone else’s deck and use MY Consult (because I bring one “as a tutor”) to punish them for playing it.
“It’s just my funny little spell, why are you getting upset” I gaslight, before playing Ghalta from exile, and dropping Elder Brain, Consuming Abberation, and Valgavoth (the 9 mana one) off of the trigger.
Stealing Ashiok's identity in Thudner Junction was really a bad move. He's just so "main character" coded that I have lost all interest in following or caring about his story, yet Wizards continues to give him the spotlight, pushing other (better) characters to the periphery.
So much plot armor he's wearing an iron man suit. You're telling me everyone else has to sacrifice their spark after being compleat and you just....walk it off?
Also Mr. "I'll be phyrexia's perfect weapon" proceeds to do absolutely nothing 😂
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You have to believe me, I fucking despise Thassa’s and the only was you catch me playing it is when I Praetor’s Grasp it out of someone else’s deck and use MY Consult (because I bring one “as a tutor”) to punish them for playing it.
Also Mr. "I'll be phyrexia's perfect weapon" proceeds to do absolutely nothing 😂