Poorly explain to me what I am looking at! (I'm going to do this with every card bc this is quite fun) - ThreadSky

brujajagaming.bsky.social • 88 days ago

Poorly explain to me what I am looking at! (I'm going to do this with every card bc this is quite fun)

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Play this. Play Jon Irenicus, Shattered One. Pass it. It removes one stun counter. It lives for one turn cycle.
Becomes murder machine that draws cards on your behalf.

eveningrivers.bsky.social•88 days ago

Dread incarnate

hudnall56.bsky.social•88 days ago

I know nothing about FF lore.

This is Leonard, a black market surgeon. He offers his services at a deep discount, both in price and quality.

brujajagaming.bsky.social•88 days ago

Seems trustworthy

thewubba1.bsky.social•88 days ago

One punch man if you gave him a knife and made him a salamander in a bath robe.

japoniano.bsky.social•88 days ago

And a lantern

karnak.bsky.social•88 days ago

This guy is about the same size as a cactuar, but even deadlier. Cos he got a knife.

comicgeekpunk.bsky.social•87 days ago

Very slow Juggalo with a pairing knife.

brujajagaming.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂🤣

zakman86.bsky.social•88 days ago

So, in the Final Fantasy games, Tonberries move incredibly slow, but if they hit you, you basically die.

This is the Magic representation of that.

zakman86.bsky.social•88 days ago

Shit, you said poorly, my bad

brujajagaming.bsky.social•88 days ago

FAIL

zakman86.bsky.social•88 days ago

I'm not good at poorly explaining things. It's the teacher in me lol

valeriefatality.bsky.social•88 days ago

Non-threatening mander boy who will one-shot everyone you love

violet-mchummer.bsky.social•88 days ago

Somehow one of the great sources of EXP in ffx

benjithebrewer.bsky.social•88 days ago

If 'silent but deadly' were a creature

eunhathes.bsky.social•88 days ago

Idk, some people seem scared of this dude?

brujajagaming.bsky.social•87 days ago

Seems worth the chance if death to me!

eunhathes.bsky.social•87 days ago

You only die if youre killing the enemies. Just don't kill anything and you'll be alright. Or get a better teammate.

nuclearrayne.bsky.social•88 days ago

A baby with a knife (for some reason it's green)

zephtheknight.bsky.social•88 days ago

When you first see him you discover you have the power to hug him, exactly once.

brujajagaming.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂😂😂

hurleyburleystudio.com•88 days ago

No idea. But people had me put it on the Vraska Assassin tokens when she was 1st in standard.

brujajagaming.bsky.social•87 days ago

Solid

isreallytwodogs.bsky.social•87 days ago

It's a little cutie that isn't a problem until it is.

itscaptaindisco.bsky.social•88 days ago

I've never played FF, so I can only assume someone's booger came to life and became murderous

brujajagaming.bsky.social•88 days ago

Murder Booger!

ianasinedashn.bsky.social•88 days ago

He's just a little guy.

oldmanstompy.com•88 days ago

Basically a Roomba with a knife

brujajagaming.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂 thats actually terrifying

thehermitdruid.bsky.social•88 days ago

brujajagaming.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂 oh no

groadytoady.bsky.social•88 days ago

That's a blorbo with a shank

xochilex.bsky.social•88 days ago

Adorable little guy. Insatiable lust for murder.

tronisbad.bsky.social•88 days ago

Thorn in your side that kills you

dapperghast.bsky.social•88 days ago

An eepy-sleepy walky-stabby

dapperghast.bsky.social•88 days ago

Also once homebrewed one on the fly for a D&D one-shot. Ironically ended up not being that threatening since once everyone realized what it was they all went full nova on it :P

deadpiratebrandon.bsky.social•87 days ago

Murder penguin.

showandtell2u.com•88 days ago

Just a lil guy who wants to go stab stab

nameless1213.bsky.social•88 days ago

Angry green monk child with a knife at night. Run.

strifetgz.bsky.social•87 days ago

Stabby lil Buddy, And Catus friend

aalongi.bsky.social•88 days ago

Winnie the Pooh’s bunk mate in the clank

brujajagaming.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂😂😂

grath.org•88 days ago

brujajagaming.bsky.social•88 days ago

😂😂😂😂

lizzyberry.bsky.social•88 days ago

He’s just a cute lil guy that wants to make a nice meal….

…..from your corpse!!!!!

Good thing he walks slowly so he can be outrun like a 90s slasher villain…wait…they can be outrun right?

brujajagaming.bsky.social•87 days ago

👀