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marksomers.bsky.social • 28 days ago

Worm Warns Senate He Has Eaten 90 Percent of RFK Jr.’s Brain
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/worm-warns-senate-he-has-eaten-90?r=g65ki&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

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oldgolfingfool.bsky.social•28 days ago

Anybody else thinking he looked kinda like Tweek, Cartman's buddy?

golferjones.bsky.social•28 days ago

Worm would starve to death lookin for a brain to eat in that head

zenbia.bsky.social•28 days ago

90% of the brain is about the amount that is enough for a nomination

yourbeautifulbrain.bsky.social•28 days ago

This worm problem was described in the last Dune book I just finished. Didn’t end well.

unstoppablemom.bsky.social•28 days ago

The heroine killed off the rest

s-hq.bsky.social•28 days ago

When he pokes his head out of Jr's other ear, it's 6 more weeks of winter

jeremy-souphead.bsky.social•28 days ago

They're running low on protein. There are only a few strong worms remaining . They know, it's dark in there and they may die. Yet they tunnel on undoing long made dendrite connects. Memory's fading, it's really too good of a fate for him losing one's mind first makes the descend so much easier.

mcg1701.bsky.social•28 days ago

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