i would rather eat literally any bug over a single olive - ThreadSky

juveyd.bsky.social • 46 days ago

i would rather eat literally any bug over a single olive

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thomascrow.bsky.social•46 days ago

I think I’ve accidentally swallowed more bugs (yes it has happened) than purposefully eaten olives. I refuse!

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

we are kindred spirits

jabguit.bsky.social•46 days ago

😅

cararaeee.bsky.social•37 days ago

cupofme.bsky.social•46 days ago

I don't ever remember eating an olive, I do remember I don't like them.

wobedraggled.bsky.social•46 days ago

Bug stuffed Olive, you know what must be done.

joopeydoop.bsky.social•46 days ago

black olives are great! embrace modernity

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

this hurts to read ngl

joopeydoop.bsky.social•46 days ago

🫒

tnarg91.bsky.social•46 days ago

Why not eat both?

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

cause olives are gross and bugs could significantly help address world hunger

snowysnowwish.bsky.social•46 days ago

First Juvey bad take!?

porcorosso92.bsky.social•46 days ago

As a Californian, it's practically in my DNA to like olives, especially the black ones.

otorakunwow.bsky.social•46 days ago

*brings a caterpillar that tastes like olives

greeble.io•46 days ago

Read my lips: bug juice

malice15x.bsky.social•46 days ago

Not sure about eating bugs, but I’d rather eat them over olives any day

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

THANK YOU for having my back here

sagabagool.bsky.social•46 days ago

olive spread over a cockroach. Do it, Durden

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

i might be willing to do it for the content

ss3vegeta21.bsky.social•46 days ago

I’ve eaten a couple beetles… they taste way better than olives… it’s amazing having people watch you take the first crunch in a bug and watch them get horrified when it squirts its guts out 🤣🤣

handy-dandy.bsky.social•46 days ago

You may have too, if groceries go up anymore.

jonbotjovi.bsky.social•46 days ago

Lets see it

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

alright fine becoming a bug eating account, fk gaming

jonbotjovi.bsky.social•46 days ago

I've heard worse career pivots

thatdamneddove.bsky.social•46 days ago

I have been craving a sinful amount of garlic flavored crickets and olives since I was a small child as I never got enough of either. What does this make me?

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

a real one

garlic flavored crickets are great. i used to bake cricket banana bread

thatdamneddove.bsky.social•46 days ago

Oooh, sugar or cinnamon coated crickets in banana bread sounds so good

astariaxv.com•46 days ago

I'm not eating any bugs, but I'm not eating any olives either.

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

honestly, so fair

thirdrulegames.bsky.social•46 days ago

What! Black olives are great!

ljramos.bsky.social•46 days ago

I will be glad to watch you eat a bug while I eat an olive, different strokes for different folks, I am also old school and old !

softwareblair.dev•46 days ago

And for your first course, Creatonotos Gangis

juveyd.bsky.social•46 days ago

yummy

milesecho.com•46 days ago

Idk man, can’t there be an easier pick like… getting hit by a meteor or contracting rabies or something?

This is like choosing between different circles of hell.