doing a big heist where I steal everything I need to make pasta from the grocery store, leaving behind only the equivalent value in cash (as a calling card) - ThreadSky

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noahs.bsky.social • 73 days ago

doing a big heist where I steal everything I need to make pasta from the grocery store, leaving behind only the equivalent value in cash (as a calling card)

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henrybollocks.bsky.social•73 days ago

https://youtu.be/iCBL33NKvPA?si=UtnTABjgbokY4LWz

axiomdelver.bsky.social•73 days ago

you can be bolder - show your calling card (credit or debit) to the cashier when you're walking out of the store, pasta in hand

phathum.bsky.social•73 days ago

cpoffers.bsky.social•73 days ago

"Once again, the Barter Burglar slips through our fingers!"

0b-or-boris.bsky.social•73 days ago

They even have these convenient little slots at self check out to hide your "calling card"

chrisgescribe.bsky.social•73 days ago

Devious.

leavittalone.bsky.social•73 days ago

the extremely secret shopper

ashesorbones.bsky.social•73 days ago

Slow-mo where you’re low-key handing your crewmate a bag of fresh basil

jasserole.bsky.social•73 days ago

technically theft isn't a trade deficit

voidhoney.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ha! They won't know what hit em.

spoonmeiser.bsky.social•73 days ago

Doing it brazenly, in the daytime, right under their noses?

typistinneon.bsky.social•73 days ago

Excellent, this is how you can overcome the trade deficit you have with the grocery store

deadling.bsky.social•73 days ago

Pay in 5 bills. Each with one word of "I was here for pasta." on them.

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