In the part that was good, your work was a cheer up factor. Wish you and everyone like you health and strength to keep being awesome, putting a smile on people's faces!
Unfortunately I'm the same. Minus the adulation of millions of fans, millions of pounds in the bank, multiple awards, a life partner.
To be fair I did buy new glasses from Specsavers..
Don’t forget you are a fat old lazy cunt who shills for the alcohol industry and ruins lives. I have a bet with https://PaddyPower.com that you, Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr are cancelled before March 17 and when I win I’m going to get my house, car and wife back.
Fat old lazy cunt? Prove it. If you can prove that, I’ll buy you a pint. Gonna hafta drink outside, I’m afraid. Pubs I know won’t serve fat, old, lazy cunts.
They’re bigots, what can I say🤷🏼♂️But when your mouth runs dry, you’d—ah well, I promised no trauma dumping.
Happiest New Year, Ricky Gervais!
Not to nitpick, Mr. Gervais, but your Guinness certificate is from 2023. Couldn't you have established a new record in 2024? I mean, it can't be that hard, right? 😁
You should make Fat Old Lazy Cunt your LLC and Production Company names so it appears on everything you are involved in like in the opening titles on films, etc. 😁
Finally published my first two #indiecomics and finished a third one, plus finally stopped making excuses for toxic behaviour from other people and purged them out of my life, so yeah, living the dream...
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To be fair I did buy new glasses from Specsavers..
Happy New Year to all.
But alas, perhaps you’ll write something actually funny in 2025. We all know you can.
Happy New Year.
Happy 2025 when it comes, Ricky!
They’re bigots, what can I say🤷🏼♂️But when your mouth runs dry, you’d—ah well, I promised no trauma dumping.
Happiest New Year, Ricky Gervais!
Unless you release it earlier. 😜
Happy new year to you and yours and stay funny ffs
We love you..🥂
We should get a coffee.
Lol
Cheers!
Wishing you a successful 2025.
🥃
Love you so much 👋
Not that you care... 🤣