The whole post is fucking stupid but the ship going down thing? Yeah man that’ll come in handy in my many fucking ocean voyages I regularly take on ships because it’s the 1800s
You get free drinks, open doors, you get to live if the ship goes down with the kids, you get to live longer, you get to wear anything you want and aren't put in a box, you don't have to be drafted, you don't have to fight another girl to defend your man.
I'll trade you my penis for that thing.
I'll trade you my penis for that thing.
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