Well of course the earth would be smoother much of it is covered in water. I've been to The South, that 'soft' water is pretty damned smooth. If the sea is even half as smooth as that, there's your answer. Now empty the oceans and it may be a bit more of a competition.
If you think the earths water is smooth, you've clearly never been on a night ferry from Santander back to England. I threw up so much on that fckn roller-coaster that I spat out my anus!
You're not wrong, closest I've got to that was the Manx ferry where I was introduced to the "Curry Challenge", get straight to the canteen, bolt a plate down before leaving port and see who can last the longest before chucking. I didn't win the curry challenge. No one wins the curry challenge.
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