If Dak Prescott has 10,000 fans,I’d be one of them.

If Dak Prescott has 1,000 fans, I’d be one of them.

If Dak Prescott has 100 fans, I’d be one of them.

If Dak Prescott has ten fans, I’d be one of them.

If Dak Prescott has one fan, I’d be that fan.

If Dak Prescott has zero fans, then I’m dead.