If you're feeling insecure about your book's premise today, remember that someone really walked into a pitch meeting and said, "Hear me out -- it's Hamlet . . . but with lions."
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And he has a pet snail that behaves exactly like a house cat right up to the fact that it meows... but it's a snail. No explanation is given for why the sponge is anthropomorphic but the snail is a cat.
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Exec: So...he's a Sponge?
Them: Yeah.
Exec: And he lives in...
Them: A pineapple, obvs.
Exec: And his buddies are?
Them: A star fish and a squirrel.
Exec: GREEN LIGHT
you're welcome
go write your freaky shit
(and Disney aficionados, pls miss me with your "well ACKSHUALLY they didn't realize it was Hamlet until--"
let me have my joke)
both of which are underrated masterpieces