Quick Q If you were at a deserted airport and two obviously abandoned bananas were sitting on the next seat for 90 minutes, would you eat one? - ThreadSky

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askingamy.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Quick Q
If you were at a deserted airport and two obviously abandoned bananas were sitting on the next seat for 90 minutes, would you eat one?

Nope. Not enough peel between the banana meat and the fecal seat.

Whew! It's a good thing I didn't eat one.
(I ate both and no regrets!)

Amy, nooooo!!! Those were the doge air traffic controllers

I can't believe you ate #2.

I would have overthought it until boarding and spent my flight wishing I had grabbed a banana.

I'd grab one, tape it the wall and sell for 6 million dollars. 😆

DANG! Too late!

Dagnabit!

N.O.!!!!!! Do not. That could be a $12 million art project!

As you no doubt know ...
I need to be saved from my own instincts.
(I ate both bananas. Of course I did!)

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