Nigel Farage has said Reform UK will have a Minister for Deportations. He added that they would also have a Minister for Dog Whistling, a Secretary of State For Shit Stirring and a Department of Complete Bollocks.
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Nigel Farage is a Russian spy and trader who helped Russia minipulate the British public and help Russia break up the EU he should be in jail and you are not that good at your job either do you speak republican yet.
Farage is a bomb throwing weasel.
He pushed Brexit than hid when given the opportunity to lead Britain through the shit storm.
It wasn't that long ago.
Are they all brain dead?
Btw, I'm aware this is a parody. But this post is as believable as finding out Liz Truss has accepted the role of a modern interpretation of a fascist Mr Blobby.
I'll guarantee they wouldn't be allowed to deport his family though. You know, those Germans he's forgetting to mention that live in his house. Funny how some foreigners are OK with these lot. Now I wonder what it is that makes them not foreign enough to be deported? Hmm, COUGH they're white, COUGH
Pretty much as I had in mind. I suspect Chief Spiv and Grifter, he of #Farageriots infamy, will be awarding the post of Secretary- Bottom of the Barrel Scum Dredging Duties Dept., to 30p Lee Anderson,seems an appropriate thing to do...
Other cabinet members include: minister of selling the NHS, a minister of putting women back in their place, minister of licking Trump and Putin’d arses, minister of abolishing workers’ rights, minister of millionaire grifters…
Of course. He just mimics the right wing nut-jobs in the USA. And like it or not we have to accept that we have dipsticks over here who will vote for this sort of nonsense.
I always thought “Nigel! Farrrraaaagggggee!” was what partiers barked into the bowl of the loo when they far exceeded their capacity for drink at a bachelors’ smoker.🥂🍺🤢
The UK Labour Party need to capitalise on the abysmal performance of Trump and his ilk and ask the country if USA's current demise is what the UK aspires to? The majority of the USA's do not aspire to Trump's evil agenda. Farage and his bunch of misfits, will be much worse. Due process is a right.
Any party with the name Reform should be avoided at all costs. Canada had one once that morphed into the Conservative Party today. They are horrible magas now
Have you ever seen the adult Tucker in a bow tie? Yeesh!
His middle name is Swanson. That's because his mother was the daughter of the man that invented Swanson TV Dinners. She abandoned her family, never contacting them again. In her will, she left Tucker a ONE DOLLAR inheritance.
In Canada: Stephen Harper (former PM & gargantuan MAGA dick), Pierre Poilivre (hopeful PM & Maple MAGA), Jordan fucking Peterson (giant Mega MAGA dick) and a Photoshopped Erin O'Toole (former hopeful PM and a regular dick).
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He pushed Brexit than hid when given the opportunity to lead Britain through the shit storm.
It wasn't that long ago.
Are they all brain dead?
Should be the answer every editor gives when asked, “should we run this reform story?”
-and have a Ministry of Silly Walks?
His middle name is Swanson. That's because his mother was the daughter of the man that invented Swanson TV Dinners. She abandoned her family, never contacting them again. In her will, she left Tucker a ONE DOLLAR inheritance.