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3 days ago
Hakeem Jeffries was grown in a lab to be the perfect Obama replacement. But the experiment failed when instead of charisma they accidentally added a 50 lb bag of playground sand
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buckrawheat.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Used playground sand. Already pissed in by kindergartners.
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seamusaran.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Science has not gone far enough!
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alopex-ii.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Scientist 1: Now Mr. Jeffries. Say your opponent is an open fascist attempting a coup with the world’s richest man. What’s your response?
HJ: *five minutes of horrific grinding noises* egg price. egg price. egg price. egg price. egg price.
Scientist 2: Sorry, he got wet earlier. It’s the sand
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HJ: *five minutes of horrific grinding noises* egg price. egg price. egg price. egg price. egg price.
Scientist 2: Sorry, he got wet earlier. It’s the sand