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lunarweasel.bsky.social • 231 days ago

Girls will be like "I know a spot" and then take you here

Reposted from ⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸

found the perfect spot in a clearing in the woods for ritual sacrifice

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halfbakedrhymes.com•231 days ago

I want to erect this a stone at a time in my backyard.

lunarweasel.bsky.social•231 days ago

Well, you certainly have more experience with ritually sacrificing people than most people I know do! 😛

halfbakedrhymes.com•231 days ago

It was TWO souls okay?!? And they seem to be pretty happy about it

lunarweasel.bsky.social•231 days ago

All I'm saying is that I'm pretty sure most people I know have done zero! 😝💞

halfbakedrhymes.com•231 days ago

Well that's just lazy

mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest•231 days ago

please?

lunarweasel.bsky.social•231 days ago

Sure! Just lie down and I'll trace your veins 🗡

mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest•231 days ago

you don't even need to--every nurse ever has told me I'm their most desired patient

lunarweasel.bsky.social•231 days ago

👀👀👀👀👀

lunarweasel.bsky.social•231 days ago

But also I meant with a knife 💕

jessisamess.gay•231 days ago

being a ritual sacrifice sounds way too appealing rn

lunarweasel.bsky.social•231 days ago

Right? 😵‍💫

Dolls and snuff kink, name a more iconic duo 😅

jessisamess.gay•231 days ago

sexualizing my suicidal ideation? 😎👉👉

lunarweasel.bsky.social•231 days ago

It's more likely than you'd think! 💕

clemtime.bsky.social•102 days ago

It would be rude not to join her on her forest adventure... Of course I'll lay down on this stone for you, whatever you like.

lunarweasel.bsky.social•102 days ago

💫 Such a good girl! The knife? Oh, it's nothing, don't worry about it. Now, close your eyes, I have a surprise for you 🗡🩸

clemtime.bsky.social•102 days ago

*gasp* surprise? I love surprises.
(yessss, sacrifice me to mother nature or lilith or whoever)
God forbid I stop women from doing things and having hobbies 😆

lunarweasel.bsky.social•102 days ago

💫 Lmao 💖

scarlettnet.bsky.social•103 days ago

Please please please please please please please please please please

liliana.transsexual.gay•103 days ago

It's pretty. I'd go there

molluskwitch.bsky.social•231 days ago

Ah, I remember making out with a girl there. She was kind of a crazy bitch and kept asking me to sign things despite me being illiterate, but she really knew how to use her tongue. The 13th century was a wild ass time.

jfz.bsky.social•231 days ago

I would love to go there and hex the patriarchy!

lizhasfeathers.bsky.social•231 days ago

It's a good spot though 😗

estrusflask.bsky.social•231 days ago

That looks like an amazing spot