YOU: guess who
JORDAN PETERSON: *chokes* who
YOU: you
JORDAN PETERSON: *falls into a faint*
JORDAN PETERSON: *chokes* who
YOU: you
JORDAN PETERSON: *falls into a faint*
Comments
Peterson: "BECAUSE THE WOKE CULTURAL MARXISTS ARE TRYING TO COLLAPSE CIVILIZATION!!1!"
me: "No! Chicken thigh."
Peterson: *has a catastrophic seizure induced by benzodiazepine withdrawal*