If she asks, please tell my wife that I contracted measles at Texas State University and NOT at Twin Peaks. - ThreadSky

normcharlatan.bsky.social • 12 days ago

If she asks, please tell my wife that I contracted measles at Texas State University and NOT at Twin Peaks.

Reposted from Ron Filipkowski

Welcome to the RFK Jr Era of Public Health.

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kimdealfan.bsky.social•12 days ago

For the crowd at TP on Valentine’s Day, measles may be getting off easy

funkaspuck.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ah yes, the famous chain based on David Lynch’s television show. I presume, having never been inside one 😇

jmagnuson.bsky.social•12 days ago

Yep, nothing but cherry pie and damn fine coffee.

steel-is-real.bsky.social•12 days ago

I don’t know. It is Texas State

direwolf54.bsky.social•12 days ago

I hope every one of them who has gotten and will get measles because they're unvaxxed is painfully sick for months, oozing sores, high fevers and itchy assholes

Then dies*

(*except for young kids and toddlers whose idiot parents failed them)

philadlj.bsky.social•12 days ago

IT* IS HAPPENING AGAIN

* (Measles)

battledrill16.bsky.social•12 days ago

Measles probably the least bad communicable disease coming from Texas State’s Twin Peaks

paxaddad.bsky.social•12 days ago

I was there to get directions on how to get away from there.

normcharlatan.bsky.social•12 days ago

“I went to Twin Peaks and all I got was this t-shirt, and also measles.”

normcharlatan.bsky.social•12 days ago

Also any mention of a place like Twin Peaks or Hooters in a public health advisory should use the term "breastaurant."

winkydinkydog.bsky.social•12 days ago

On Valentine’s Day no less!

mgobl.eu•12 days ago

And this:

bginchi.bsky.social•12 days ago

"If you ate at Twin Peaks, you might end up like Laura Palmer."

gerkinov.bsky.social•12 days ago

As per the AP style guide.

organizingpower.bsky.social•12 days ago

Lmao

theduckmanz.bsky.social•12 days ago

atlantaog.bsky.social•12 days ago

More likely to catch hepatitis there 😂

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