Please do not let this combination of words be the opening paragraph of my obituary. - ThreadSky

normcharlatan.bsky.social • 17 hours ago

Please do not let this combination of words be the opening paragraph of my obituary.

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crunk1977.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Was he trying to get the penis enlargement done for prison?

dawnruhnaybrown.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Well. 😏

slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com•17 hours ago

“If I die on the table, say it was heart surgery”

normcharlatan.bsky.social•17 hours ago

“Yes, sir, you are a visionary businessman.”

matatoeslasagna.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Getting a lethal cocktail injected directly into my cock like a true visionary

justinpremick.bsky.social•3 hours ago

And after he survived that awful robbery, too. Tragic

bkey1970.keyport.name•17 hours ago

.... ya know, maybe that's why so many new billionaires are out there - they all have tiny dicks so they're able to do the grind for lack of sex.

lukemeister.bsky.social•17 hours ago

This was six years ago, but it's worth reporting every year.

midge42.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Love the tax evasion too. This feels peak 2025!

bcnjake.bsky.social•15 hours ago

What is the absurd to those who are truly free?

paulsmith5446.bsky.social•16 hours ago

if he was that visionary, he'd have been able to see his own willy?

deeners.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Easy way to avoid that!

bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I would never call you Belgian

tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social•17 hours ago

What if we change “enlargement” to “reduction”?

tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social•17 hours ago

It’s already written.

dabenner.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Imagine people finding out you're Belgian

readsettle.rs•17 hours ago

died in a tragic penis shortening surgery on account of how his penis was too large

ericgarment.bsky.social•17 hours ago

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The Belgian-Israeli visionary billionaire had died during his penis surgery."

amandasadiehistory.bsky.social•17 hours ago

"It was a bright cold day in April, and somewhere, a Belgian–Israeli billionaire was busy bypassing Viagra and ended up dead."

leastactionhero.bsky.social•17 hours ago

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Belgian-Israeli billionaire in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a larger penis.”

normcharlatan.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Uh, the company needs to make a quote about the owner’s tragic death.

Just say he was a visionary businessman.

thedimpsler.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Visionary Penisman

stillbevens.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Beat me by one minute dang

thedimpsler.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I see this as an opportunity, fir what could be better than a a visionary penisman than us, two visionary penismen?

butijustmether.bsky.social•17 hours ago

How much of a visionary could he have been? I mean surely, he didn't see it coming...

jessespector.com•17 hours ago

there’s no way they finished the procedure, so he’s spending eternity with an even worse dick situation than if he’d never gone for the surgery in the first place

jessespector.com•17 hours ago

you gotta get that in writing up front: if i die on the table, you have to complete the operation so that i’m not the janky dick ghost of antwerp

andybowen.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Uhh, yeah, because he could always see past his small dick.

barnitalldownwde.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂

bashyson.bsky.social•11 hours ago

If you’re going to work today, you are probably not a billionaire Belgian-Israeli man with a teeny weeny

bashyson.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Could start with “Found facedown and pantless in an alley “

skykalkman.bsky.social•17 hours ago

You have a lot of control over that.

joshuahowsam.bsky.social•17 hours ago

If you're not Belgian-Israeli, you're safe.

bigfishstone.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Good riddance to this small dicked billionaire.

mikeblackwell.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Will they be able to close the coffin?

jayfan.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I think that’s mostly up to you, man.

mattsteg.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Are you a Belgian-Israeli businessman? If not, you're safe.

wayoutinthe.bsky.social•16 hours ago

They left out the “albeit hung like a mosquito” part.

razzball.bsky.social•17 hours ago

"Expand on visionary? The only thing he couldn't see was his penis"

roygbev.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Dick embiggification surgery right before tax evasion trial? Priorities!

Glad that sorted itself out.

atkinscolm.bsky.social•17 hours ago

should’ve gone to the guy the lazio eagle nazi went to.

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