My favorite thing about speedruns isn't doing them or watching them. It's the sentences said completely straight that result from trying to explain them. - ThreadSky

danshive.bsky.social • 82 days ago

My favorite thing about speedruns isn't doing them or watching them.

It's the sentences said completely straight that result from trying to explain them.

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agentomega.bsky.social•82 days ago

The parallel universes in Super Mario 64, for example.

zonebooth.bsky.social•82 days ago

NUT SKIP

katrinathelamia.bsky.social•82 days ago

This is why that meme of "Speedrunning the American Dad opening" thing happened a few years ago

hephaestos.bsky.social•82 days ago

The whole Fallout:New Vegas revolver quicksave quick load catapult always gets me.

satchtmo.bsky.social•82 days ago

Not the best stairwell blj but so he'll have to perform well through the finish.

fungusthungus.bsky.social•82 days ago

“Stopping the baby van from going crazy, saving MR-P0tatz roughly 45 seconds”

kalibertotal.bsky.social•82 days ago

Any time a speedrunner starts the marriage part of a Skyrim speedrun

patanor.neocities.org•82 days ago

You can't see it but Link is slowly sliding. Very slowly. And because we're in a cutscene, that gate has no collision. Go ahead and take a break; we'll get back to the run in a couple hours.

I'm sorry to tell you that "pausa, pausa" is dead.

patanor.neocities.org•82 days ago

So now I'm stuck in the falling animation and can glide up collision like this. Don't worry I'm okay as long as I don't touch one of those branches, then I would be very not okay. Lara is only immune to falling damage when the plot requires it.

patanor.neocities.org•82 days ago

We actually don't have a setup for this, it's kind of something you just need to get good at.

Throwing out COOLTRAINER means we'll get the encounter we need for the next RNG manip.

Well, darn. The back-up strat is just this: the bunny-hop of shame.

vantablackpharaoh.bsky.social•82 days ago

"So we're just gonna do the Impossible nonsense Backwards Long Shade Glitchjump here, it'll save us .05 seconds..."

joeengland.bsky.social•82 days ago

Y'know, there's a manga called Runner Cannot Return from the Game World (or Runner Isekai, I guess), and it's all about a champion speed runner getting sent to the world of his game and traumatizing the NPCs by breaking the logic of their universe as he compulsively walks them though the steps.

ethanhd.bsky.social•82 days ago

This strat is called "Beef Shark Skip" and was discovered by Snarple, a well-known runner in the community, and when done properly actually saves 0.04 seconds over the original route.

labgnome.bsky.social•82 days ago

Next time they should say the sentence completely gay.

froadington.bsky.social•82 days ago

"He's going to phase-glitch through this wall into a reverse hop slide through the loading gate at 00:00:02 seconds precisely, to initiate a dump into the game's code, which will then load scene 999,999, which then causes the game to load the ending credits..."

Hmm..., I see...

sillymillie.bsky.social•82 days ago

"And here, we have the best strat name of all time, Turret Flippy Skippy Tricky Flingy Wingy Swingy Thingy"

mistawithanm4.bsky.social•82 days ago

Hitman speedruns whenever a muffin is involved

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