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jenmsft.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Out of broccoli, so that means I'm allowed to have salmon with a side of Doritos, right? 🤔
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rcsheets.net
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67 days ago
Are they broccoli flavored doritos?
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redth.bsky.social
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67 days ago
This is why guacamole Doritos were so good.
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joefornow.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Doritos with chip dip if you want to go fancy.
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aarony.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Doritos used to be mostly a plant… so…
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ryanlounsbury.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Or you could coat the salmon with Doritos crumbs and have the best of both worlds. 🙃
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redcosmonaut.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Not quite....doritos with a side of salmon
There, corrected it for you
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evilalien.bsky.social
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67 days ago
“Fromage-seasoned corn tuile, shape evokes the salmon dorsal fin”
That’s a Top Chef move, Jen
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arachno.capital
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67 days ago
add a Dorito crumble topping to the salmon to tie the dish together
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graciepea.bsky.social
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67 days ago
💯🤭
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booklover1.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I believe that's how it works
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jenmsft.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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davaar99.bsky.social
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67 days ago
It would be wrong not to.
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avandon.bsky.social
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67 days ago
May I suggest Doritos with a side of Doritos?
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rotate26chars.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I mean, that’s allowed even if you have broccoli…
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lt-atl.bsky.social
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67 days ago
What else are you supposed to do?
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dawisco.bsky.social
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67 days ago
The fail open for broccoli is indeed Doritos. I looked it up in the manual
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stevealee.bsky.social
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66 days ago
Too right. Drop the salmon?
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barneyflintstone.bsky.social
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67 days ago
#Cats #CatsOfBlueSky
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italianwineguy.bsky.social
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67 days ago
technically, the rule book states "Doritos with a hint of salmon", you were close.
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pauliom.bsky.social
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67 days ago
They say it's the thought that counts, so just think they're broccoli and you'll be fine
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siperlywhenwet.bsky.social
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66 days ago
Are you an adult?
Then, yes.
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peterdanielsdenver.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Yes, but only brocoli flavored doritos. Chip gatekeeping is my jam
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utility-nerd.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Hey, it's corn! You're all good!
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bro-ken.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Several people rightfully mentioned that corn is a legit vegetable so you’re good. Enjoy. 🍽️
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so-dm-done.bsky.social
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67 days ago
sure. Might want to add a Reese’s just to round it all out.
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jenmsft.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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so-dm-done.bsky.social
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67 days ago
You have to have two sides.
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fabri91.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Put the Salmon *on* the Dorito. Or between two Doritos.
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djjones235.bsky.social
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66 days ago
Nutrition facts are the boss of no one
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sfxk.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Corn is a vegetable
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azariah.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Or any other damn thing you choose.
I just had a taster of Christmas cake at 11am. AMA!
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solikelife.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I think that's detailed in the culinary amendment of the early 1900s as law of the land.
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consolemods.org
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67 days ago
Crush the doritoes and encrust the salmon. That way it seems fancy, so can't be bad for you
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jenmsft.bsky.social
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67 days ago
The salmon has been marinating in teriyaki 😅
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justdrewit.bsky.social
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67 days ago
👀
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jenmsft.bsky.social
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67 days ago
🔥🔥🔥
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canadianbrewer.com
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67 days ago
All-Dressed chips are a viable substitute for broccoli.
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andy.wrestlejoy.com
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67 days ago
Yes
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tabernaclewired.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Eat what you want, when you want, however much you’d like.
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jeremyburdge.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Yes as long as it is cool ranch lol
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buckwoodymsft.bsky.social
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67 days ago
"-ito" is a Spanish ending that indicates a diminutive, or small item. "Dorito", therefore, implies the existence of a larger, more impressive "Doro". It is important we locate this particular object
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davaar99.bsky.social
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67 days ago
This is wisdom
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jenmsft.bsky.social
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67 days ago
!!!!
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thebananaking.bsky.social
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67 days ago
i mean corn is a vegetable
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inea.anisotropicreverie.ca
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67 days ago
Corn is a vegetable v.v
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There, corrected it for you
That’s a Top Chef move, Jen
Then, yes.
I just had a taster of Christmas cake at 11am. AMA!