yeah I'm the girl at the factory who inspects each shrink ray for defects. yeah if they're not defective I hit em with a hammer til they backfire when you pull the trigger. it's hard but honest work
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((Also the goggles are a piece of clothing for you to shrink out of. If anything I feel like this would further spur you but hey you're the Fliss here not me))
From the makers of "Normal Shrinkray: Fires in the Direction You Point It!" comes:
"Normal Pokeball: Will Not Scramble Your DNA!"
and
"Normal Hula Hoop: Safe to Pass Exactly One Half of Your Body Through!"
and
"Normal VR Headset: You're Not Reading the Tagline, You're Already Putting It On!"
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"Normal Pokeball: Will Not Scramble Your DNA!"
and
"Normal Hula Hoop: Safe to Pass Exactly One Half of Your Body Through!"
and
"Normal VR Headset: You're Not Reading the Tagline, You're Already Putting It On!"