Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway... Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed - ThreadSky

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cbthorburn.bsky.social • 515 days ago

Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway...

Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed

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markbarrington.bsky.social•391 days ago

Eggs sunny side up? [Customer bursts into flames, leaving a small pile of ashes on the Naugahyde booth seat.]

aliciakraft.bsky.social•391 days ago

Baba goonish

aplante.com•515 days ago

"what makes this one extreme?"
*checks notes*
"uhhh... two glizzies. with honey mustard"

aplante.com•515 days ago

"Dracula Wife Mina Breakfast" This is MINA HARKER SLANDER. I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

bvigeant.bsky.social•515 days ago

I really like how half assed this is. I dunno the Dracula omelet. It has uh Transylvanian cheese

rayjay77.bsky.social•515 days ago

And two full-sized hot dogs?

billyr.bsky.social•391 days ago

dracula famously is nocturnal so dracula's breakfast is dinner
lossers

seosamh.bsky.social•391 days ago

No blood pudding?

unaspi.bsky.social•391 days ago

i fully expected this to be in Whitby

nclud.bsky.social•391 days ago

calderwood.bsky.social•391 days ago

Black pudding was right there!

princeennui.bsky.social•391 days ago

The vegan meal includes a lot of halloumi? Which is often not even vegetarian?? I've never seen vegan halloumi; probably just tofu with herbs.

booktweeting.bsky.social•391 days ago

Dracula wife Mina love goonish

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