Trump hereby orders removal of Mt. Rushmore — claiming the 4 presently featured are “old & stale” — and at to be replaced immediately by 4 massive stone faces of himself. He’s also ordered National Parks to replace the MLK Monument with a FIGHT FIGHT FAKE BLOOD FIGHT monument of himself. - ThreadSky

mjfree.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Trump hereby orders removal of Mt. Rushmore — claiming the 4 presently featured are “old & stale” — and at to be replaced immediately by 4 massive stone faces of himself.

He’s also ordered National Parks to replace the MLK Monument with a FIGHT FIGHT FAKE BLOOD FIGHT monument of himself.

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jaymontgomery.bsky.social•5 days ago

DISTRACTION DISTRACTION DISTRACTION DISTRACTION.

bigolddog.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sounds about right! 😎

phoebe1313.bsky.social•5 days ago

What?! 😡😡😡

lawrscott.bsky.social•5 days ago

please please let this be satire. sadly, one doesn't know nowadays.

lizzard66.bsky.social•5 days ago

???

classyrebel.bsky.social•5 days ago

As much as I want this to be a joke, it's completely believable.

elvisisalive.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can't tell if this is satire or a real bill. The US has gone full Ruritania I'm only 1 month, the summer is going to be fucking nuts once it gets hot and people can't run their aircon 😅😓🥵🤬💥

alayazbvegan17.bsky.social•5 days ago

💀

poofer.bsky.social•5 days ago

Please tell me this is a joke

breeznbyu2.bsky.social•5 days ago

OMG agree!

poofer.bsky.social•5 days ago

I goggled it , the part about adding him is true but could not confirm the rest 🙄

breeznbyu2.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ok they were trying to do add him to Mt Rushmore in his last term, it will happen.

poofer.bsky.social•5 days ago

It better not but the indigenous people stand in his way if he tries.

breeznbyu2.bsky.social•5 days ago

That’s a good point Ruth!

crazycanuck2.bsky.social•5 days ago

My god I would hope so!

poofer.bsky.social•5 days ago

I goggled it a Republican is trying to get his face on it but I think the indigenous people will stand in his way

txcatmom3.bsky.social•5 days ago

This is just gross

poofer.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yeah it is

joypets.bsky.social•5 days ago

Has to be - Musk wouldn't let him do that without including a bigger face of himself - and Musk OWNS Trump.

mgg517.bsky.social•5 days ago

Kristie Noem authorized the updates….🤣🤣

dblcliq.bsky.social•4 days ago

The creation and completion of Mt Rushmore is a fascinating story, and obviously no one involved has a clue what it might take, much less can find a qualified artist who won’t render another Melania statue..

carmstrong.bsky.social•5 days ago

Perhaps the most unnerving thing about this post is that I'm not completely sure it is a joke!

bettylynn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ditto

sandymaglione.bsky.social•5 days ago

OMG!

jooliew68.bsky.social•5 days ago

Same.

cudsrev.bsky.social•4 days ago

Was wondering the same thing.

i-magnus.bsky.social•5 days ago

Big, if true.

whatphildid.bsky.social•5 days ago

Seriously?

nah1116.bsky.social•4 days ago

He’s senile

oldsanta72.bsky.social•5 days ago

I hope this isn’t real because it sounds more insane than ever

patternnest.bsky.social•5 days ago

Stone faces? Carve his ugly mug into blocks of cheddar cheese.

sandi9.bsky.social•5 days ago

Why waste good cheese like that?!?! I think carving his face into a big pile of elephant dung would be more appropriate. 😜

patternnest.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yes, you are correct. We can spray paint the dung orange.

sandi9.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yes!!! 😂

minghow1.bsky.social•5 days ago

Butter better: more easily melted.

teresa-angela.bsky.social•5 days ago

This is not real. However, during his first term, Trump asked how he would go about having his face put on Mt Rushmore. I guess a sane person talked him out of it at that time. So it could happen!

dawnpatrol1918.bsky.social•4 days ago

Does he sit around all day and think up this nonsense or does he leave it the Bannon and Miller

laura0554.bsky.social•5 days ago

Where are you getting this information? If it is factual please post a link to the source. Don’t just say stuff just to get a reaction.

mdh-24.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can’t tell sarcasm from reality anymore. Agent Orange didn’t really want to remove the Mt. Rushmore faces did he?

jeanmoulin4ever.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised

helensuzanczeczok.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lord love a duck!!!

tidnov.bsky.social•5 days ago

saragraceny.bsky.social•5 days ago

Are you kidding?
Tell me that you are!

quirkygrrrl.bsky.social•5 days ago

Do you have a link to this?

rudigeerts.bsky.social•5 days ago

In His Image

zen5760.bsky.social•5 days ago

dl48.bsky.social•4 days ago

Needs to be smaller and no.... i dont know from experience

tlmac.bsky.social•5 days ago

Looks just like him

dazza12.bsky.social•5 days ago

Needs to be much smaller tho 😂😂😂

zen5760.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣

kirokyeti.bsky.social•5 days ago

Supposedly, That pic was actually taken through the use of an electron microscope.

dazza12.bsky.social•5 days ago

😂😂😂

teresa-angela.bsky.social•5 days ago

Haha good one except I think it's too big

sandymaglione.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣, I saw that on my trip there and thought the Same thing. But it needs to be Short and Pudgy like his Bigoted opinion!

lordp666.bsky.social•5 days ago

Too bad he doesn't want a statue of his dick, I found the nicest pebble today.

veggiemojo.bsky.social•5 days ago

Is this a joke?

momslearneveryday.bsky.social•5 days ago

This man is so pathetic

libbyandcats.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣

deamed49.bsky.social•4 days ago

it was a joke until today, someone is writing a bill to add trump to mr rushmore. i think they saw Wicked and just loved that giant head of Goldblum failing to know who OZ really is.....we're doomed

sandymaglione.bsky.social•5 days ago

You are Kidding, Right????

alibarone.bsky.social•5 days ago

He is sitting there with his box of sharpies signing anything that makes him happy. 🙁

stephzoet.bsky.social•5 days ago

rencase.bsky.social•5 days ago

This is a joke right?

genkidesuu.bsky.social•5 days ago

julian-can.bsky.social•5 days ago

We are living in a time where I very nearly went to fact check this.

edb2.bsky.social•5 days ago

Maybe something like this?

edb2.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yeah, no. That's too full of real TRUTH.

goingoutout.bsky.social•5 days ago

Would you say that Trump in his way has overthrown the government system? Thoughts please 🙏

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2385

monti65.bsky.social•5 days ago

Please don’t give him any more stupid ideas you know he only loves himself.

dancer47.bsky.social•5 days ago

No surprises here

champierth.bsky.social•4 days ago

Four faces? I only thought he was two-faced, but then he always has to claim he is one better than everyone else.

ritadita.bsky.social•5 days ago

I am calling for a ban on satire…. Please!

hollynky.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wow, just when you think it can't get any worse!

thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s really hard to detect satire these days.

bristollady.bsky.social•4 days ago

Surely you jest !

anderk.bsky.social•5 days ago

WTAF!! NFW!!

oldblueblood.bsky.social•5 days ago

Funny…..but not funny.

dcchiller.bsky.social•5 days ago

You cannot be serious!

rhinogs47.bsky.social•5 days ago

This isn't true, surely?

thegoddessdiana.bsky.social•5 days ago

remember when the cia assassinated jfk? where are they now? just curious.

raoul51.bsky.social•5 days ago

Don't give him any ideas.

therealcaptain.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wtf????

cubfanet.bsky.social•5 days ago

What? He can't do that

mark.tacular.social•5 days ago

The good news would be that he’s not shuttering the NPS and selling the land to his billionaire buddies. Which is more likely, I think.

louky1961.bsky.social•5 days ago

So! Replace old and stale with orange and pasty. Gotcha!

lynndr.bsky.social•5 days ago

And should be followed by “too soon?”

lynndr.bsky.social•5 days ago

Because it’s too likely to happen.

profpuzzlecode.bsky.social•5 days ago

Haha, that has to be a joke. Right? RIGHT??

coffeepeople.bsky.social•5 days ago

FOX news and even https://HOUSE.gov websites mentioned this weeks ago, but -- as you know -- that doesn't make it true.
Lots of distractions to watch the left hand while the right hand is picking your pocket.

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