whomst amongst us hasn’t been as sad as a sea cucumber that has expelled its internal organs as a defense mechanism, only to find it was a false alarm? 😔 - ThreadSky

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britculpsapp.bsky.social • 43 days ago

whomst amongst us hasn’t been as sad as a sea cucumber that has expelled its internal organs as a defense mechanism, only to find it was a false alarm? 😔

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luluroche.bsky.social•42 days ago

thehumanstrobe.bsky.social•43 days ago

Ohhhh that wasn't a dildo?

leftyvegan.bsky.social•42 days ago

That seems more like surrender than defense.

britculpsapp.bsky.social•42 days ago

or so you think!

leftyvegan.bsky.social•42 days ago

Sea cucumbers. The democrats of the sea.

neinmc.bsky.social•42 days ago

I just wanted to find out about this defense mechanism, but instead I discovered a new cliché: "as excited as a shrimp on a splash pad where sperm comes out the holes".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAm1HHnPj8Q&t=52s

extremelyserious.bsky.social•43 days ago

sadly i expel my internal organs whenever alcohol touches my lips, for i am a big baby

salarta.bsky.social•43 days ago

I expel my internal organs all the time, but for fun and profit

whisperingpines.bsky.social•43 days ago

God I miss taking zoology class and dissecting things like sea cucumbers.

andstacey.bsky.social•43 days ago

There's been a few times over the years where I've felt like I've expelled my internal organs & thankfully it's always been a false alarm (so far anyway!)

zakytan.bsky.social•43 days ago

I too also shit out my organs over the slightest disturbance every day.

britculpsapp.bsky.social•43 days ago

IBS is so real

shizaru.bsky.social•42 days ago

🤭 wow! 😮

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