I'm surprised he posted this at all - I scrolled his feed for a good while and all I could find was endless replies to posts saying "please follow back".
I am FLUENT in shitposting and have no qualms with people not following back. Why would anyone think thats an expectation. Oddly, the people most chill about this also seem to be more likely to receive a follow.
If you don't follow me, we will have nuclear Armageddon. People will spend their last five minutes before the oceans boil yelling at you and you will deserve it.
if there isn’t already a meme out there somewhere that says “join the human centipede against fascism” then someone is bound to make it and i’m a little scared to see it
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Like genuinely, it's all he does.
mf can’t even throw alt text on his dogshit lib memes
like not everyone i follow follows me back & we still interact plenty (i get it, i post cursed shit)
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I'll see myself out
Male... Check
Dumb as shit... Check
Member of voting block that put Trump in power...
Check
White copium is a helluva drug
(you know i’m joking & we have plenty of mutuals to still riff a grip lol)
And you have more followers than I do - you don't need my small-fry ass
like i KNOW i post cursed shit on main here & there — i completely understand lmfao
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