AUKUS is that 3am Wondermop you bought in 9 easy payments. You wake up from your drunken stupor & instead of using the cancel anytime option to invest in strengthening your regional relationships, you still buy the mop because you’re afraid your husband Rupert will call you weak on national security
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You can only imagine what Macron is thinking....idiots❗️
Australia [and taxpayers] will regret putting down the $800m for their first payment on the Wondermop.
Secretly, the mop sellers call it USUKA
And the buyer grins stupidly while looking for a place to safely store nuclear waste from sellers existing subs - a problem neither mop seller has been able to resolve for the past 20 years, so...USUKA it is