Waitress: What can I get you?
Me: I’ll have a three-egg omelet.
Waitress: We’ll need to run a credit check.
Me: I’ll have a three-egg omelet.
Waitress: We’ll need to run a credit check.
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“Biden was slaughtering all the chickens” What the?
A picture immediately popped in my head of Biden out in a chicken coop with a machete. 😂
Neither of us laughed because we're heading that way.
said we should
Import eggs!
Think of that for one minute
Tariffs and logistics, healthy?
also said let the chickens out of their cages
Bird brains on FOX
saw IHOP
Having a special
6 bucks for 2 eggs pancake and some other item
made me think they are desperate
For a while.
Damn, that was good!
At home "fuck"
Trump really fked up on this …
Me: You're running credit checks for people ordering omelets or breakfast dishes? Is the egg crisis that bad?
Waitress: Yes. Thanks to the panic buying, we had to buy eggs imported from Turkiye & Mexico. Do you know how much it cost us?
Me: I know how you feel..
"Give me something that I can't get back home."
"Kangaroo fillet? Vegemite toast? A decent coffee?"
"No, none of those...
Can I get a fried egg?"
I took her to Waffle House
Cost €3.19.