Knew a Girle that had a Abraham Lincoln Tattoo. First time we met -
Me: Whats the Abe Tat about?
Her: My Grandad was a Abe Lincoln Impersonator, when he died, I got the Tattoo in his Honor.
Me: How did he die? Was he Shot in A Theater?
Her: No!!
Me: He Doesnt seem to be a very good Impersonator