Me: I haven't played any AC games in years let me just play Odyssey since I'm obsessed with Greek mythology

Assassin's Creed Mirage: we have KENN

Me: Okay? I'm not done w/ Odyssey

ACM: BUT u could play in JPN & hear KENN bc he's the main character.

Me, sighing as I pull out my credit card: 😔😔😔😔