a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my https://bsky.app Jordan Brunch, you've got a smal
dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what here's what my dong looks like *explosion sound* that's right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it's like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right...
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MY SUPER!!!
LASER!!!
PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...except i'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!