Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I donot kno waht is goingon intha werld , AS USULL! I am ABSOLOOTY FINE WITH THAT OKEY?! (Seriously, don't comment with any news other than personal) - ThreadSky

eichfeldsalat.bsky.social•41 days ago

There are rumors that the squirrels plan an invasion

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catzillasue.bsky.social•41 days ago

We need a channel on tv that's nothing but cats doing news in cat style English.

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queenie49.bsky.social•41 days ago

Goode plann. I like dis idea. A safe plase 2 bee. Fank u

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harpergruffy.bsky.social•41 days ago

BREAKING MEWS: Mom tore down the crimus tree, they said "it was about time" because i tried to climb it

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billythecat.bsky.social•41 days ago

Bestie, did you make it to the Top??

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harpergruffy.bsky.social•41 days ago

literally no 😭😭😭😭 Unf/air

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billythecat.bsky.social•41 days ago

Make her put it back up until you Achieve the Top!!!

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harpergruffy.bsky.social•41 days ago

More Mews: Mom saed “Noaughe”

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jaymanjii.bsky.social•41 days ago

Gonzo, this is personal news that overlaps with political… I was asked to represent the Reform Movement of Judaism in a global setting to advocate for progressive policy change! I’ll be on a slate of 245 people, which is quite an honor!

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bats-go-ding.bsky.social•41 days ago

The Countess is curled up under one blanket, on top of another blanket, on top of the heated mattress pad.

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bats-go-ding.bsky.social•41 days ago

The world beyond The Bed is irrelevant.

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zwaluw.bsky.social•41 days ago

Isis likes watching the outdoors a lot.

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lynn4ba.bsky.social•41 days ago

Me too, I just wantz my dezerts. Appley turned over pleeze

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tworulestoliveby.bsky.social•40 days ago

Usual shenanigans over here!

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jasthecat.bsky.social•41 days ago

Ime agrees wit dis. None hooman news aloud heer or we goes bluourry! None needs to goink bluourry.

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annabeljoseph.bsky.social•41 days ago

Gonzo, the news in our house is that my son passed his driver license test on the first try. Yayyy!

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gonzo.bsky.social•41 days ago

👍

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ladyirene.bsky.social•41 days ago

I'm going to be starting school soon.

Once they get my high school diploma from 10 years ago.

And then get my FAFSA done.

Totally not ramping up my anxiety, no sirree 🙃

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willowminder.bsky.social•41 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: the helicopter shelf is soooo comfortable to lay on

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heavysigh24.bsky.social•41 days ago

It’s 10 minutes to 4 PM here and I’m STILL IN MY PAJAMAS!! Not sick or anything but I was paying bills and stuff and it was noon when I got done. Thought about it a lot and decided not to bother getting dressed. I can do that cuz I’m retired. So, good day so far 😁

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itsflanoy.bsky.social•41 days ago

legendt 🧡

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catmemesplease.bsky.social•41 days ago

My shirt is red.

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deep-hurting.bsky.social•41 days ago

Synchronized napping.
#cats

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teresalouise.bsky.social•41 days ago

taking short five or six hour nap 🐾 i need to get mine rest so i feel like singing the song of our people tonight...

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stephonnm.bsky.social•41 days ago

I'm envious, Gonzo. I *wish* I had no ideas about what was going on in the world -- that sounds peaceful and definitely less terrifying.

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jhbandcats.bsky.social•41 days ago

I stopped looking at the news the night of the election. Now I’ll occasionally see headlines but that’s it. I am so much happier. Much less stress and worry. The world is going to hell and I’m blissfully ignoring it.

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freebo.bsky.social•41 days ago

Same here. I had to unfollow some smart, funny accounts, but it’s worth it.

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jeanchimera.bsky.social•41 days ago

todai momb hafv fuhteegs bad so the us jost eepy all dai!

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mashfanficchick.bsky.social•41 days ago

CW: reference to blood (good!)

BREAKING NEWS: I am almost at the beginning of the next to last line at the #Mets’ blood donation event!

(Seriously, this is good news: the wait is long because there are a LOT of donors here today!)

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lakegirl-69.bsky.social•41 days ago

In froze ov NORTH: four kast for fortee BEELOWW zero reel feelz awl weekindt!

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marymack31.bsky.social•41 days ago

Gonzo I am right behind you. I wish I did not kno waht is goingon intha werld either. I'm sure I would be happier.

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kittercat101.bsky.social•41 days ago

Gonzo whats your opinion on the wet cat food recession

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princessluna.bsky.social•41 days ago

That is the previladge of beeing an cate, not knowig hooman affares.

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quindimarlena.bsky.social•41 days ago

Gonzo I seem to have a new supervisor at my office.

He has been hanging around for a few days, and now he is quite insistent that he wants to come in and see what I am doing.

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oonv4im5jg23.bsky.social•40 days ago

The land of opportunity has become the land of the opportunity gap. If you're not born into privilege, the odds are stacked against you.

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skyebirdsong.bsky.social•41 days ago

Nothing interesting going on here

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calypsothetortie.bsky.social•41 days ago

Human’s mom made special cookies and human received them today!

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profdiann.bsky.social•41 days ago

Personal news: I have to wake the cat and move her off my lap so I can take the dog out. Travesty.

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memphisbelle1114.bsky.social•41 days ago

Breaking news: Pepper Biscuit has decided that she CAN play with toys. OK. ONE toy. The fuzzy thing on a string. That's the only toy she'll play with.

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elsieyork.bsky.social•41 days ago

I got scratched by a cat (drew blood, through a layer of clothes) because I stopped petting.

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charlottehill.bsky.social•41 days ago

It’s okay to have different strengths. I have friends who can cook who don’t know what’s happening. I can’t cook and generally do know what’s happening. They have peace. I have a blister on the roof of my mouth. Swings and roundabouts. 🤣

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pissedwoman.bsky.social•41 days ago

love you gonzo

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onewholemilk.bsky.social•41 days ago

Yah

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