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rtgame.bsky.social • 38 days ago

they will not take me alive

It is being reported that RTGame has stolen every copy of the new Mario Kart game for the Nintendo Switch 2.

"Only I get to be the Drift King" he yelled while fleeing from police. Nintendo wants him dead or alive.

#rtgame

Comments

alexcmers.bsky.social•38 days ago

Well they said *dead* or alive for a reason

godspawned.bsky.social•38 days ago

You could escape on the rocket you made in Kerbal Space Program!

notchadordway.bsky.social•38 days ago

Live footage of RT "The Drift King" Game fleeing the authorities:

greenan03.bsky.social•38 days ago

The only person that can stop him now is Nintendo's very own bounty hunter

frosue.bsky.social•37 days ago

Oh my word, the image and the hash tag, I thought it was a RIP post 😅. Glad you're alive still RT😅

smolgrape.gay•38 days ago

hideki kamiya will find you

daniel.standingintheodds.com•38 days ago

Can you show us all the games

misterdisco.bsky.social•38 days ago

The sentence for RT's crimes is endless Baby Park with 24 players

spoonyhudson.bsky.social•38 days ago

but what is a drift king, without a drift kingdom?

arizari.bsky.social•38 days ago

They won't catch what they can't out drift

futilejuly.bsky.social•38 days ago

Drifting to an early grave😔

chirpysamwich.bsky.social•38 days ago

The largest stars die the quickest

lawking.bsky.social•38 days ago

Only rtgame gets to play as daisy

mr-hecx.bsky.social•38 days ago

Elon be after you for sure.

bendouzi.bsky.social•38 days ago

Has anyone reached out to his friends or family for a statement? Were there any signs?

ronukenlizard.bsky.social•38 days ago

After rin's Balatro stream I'd be more concerned they might not be able to take you alive.

laxbro000.bsky.social•38 days ago

Drift to freedom king

solisthewolf.bsky.social•38 days ago

*you suddenly hear the blueshell approaching rapidly*

aapur.bsky.social•38 days ago

Careful, Nintendo has deployed Mario in a go-kart to get them back! He even has flashing lights on it

lightningblitz.bsky.social•38 days ago

therealmkdriftking.bsky.social•35 days ago

You can steal all you want RT, I'm still better than you...

meriahkeyes.bsky.social•38 days ago

Beware of DK’s coconut gun

It fires in spurts

If he shoots ya, it’s gunna hurt

ursy.bsky.social•38 days ago

Just like 21 bridges

theentityrises.bsky.social•38 days ago

We will find you Daniel Drift King

sonyasaturn64.bsky.social•38 days ago

zeibou.bsky.social•38 days ago

They better include the mercedes GLA, otherwise the game is unplayable

kbkarma.bsky.social•38 days ago

Where did you even buy them? Smyth's?

trixie.lesbian.cat•38 days ago

I think Nintendo would rather take you dead anyway, if you were alive they would put you through lifelong debt

parnellanimation.bsky.social•38 days ago

But how can you be the drift king if you don’t have opponents to beat.

You should give me a copy cause I’m an easy to beat opponent then you can keep the title Drift King

zachresocial.bsky.social•38 days ago

heck yeah

psycadeluxe.bsky.social•38 days ago

How do you intend on taking care of digital versions

sebjinkennedy.bsky.social•38 days ago

Drift unto Glory, King

kagetheorc.bsky.social•38 days ago

Buddy idk if they can even catch you. They burn out on every drift! You should leave one copy in an obscure place only able to be gotten to by drifting, so you may find a worthy underling