You have doubtlessly noticed how many journalists who truly live up to the name have been banished to the hinterlands to survive on reader donations.
Oh. Good morning, and how is Bob?
🤣Lordy! If he were to walk around here near the creek or river, he'd think he was in goose poop heaven!
Honestly, the geese used to have sense enough to fly south. Now we have a gaggle of a hundred or more who say, "far enough. Let's set 'er down." They leave evidence all over the dikes.
I know how this goes! Next thing you know, you're shuffling your way to the car through assorted birds! Unfortunately, Alfred Hitchcock didn't tell us the "then what?" part.
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Oh. Good morning, and how is Bob?
Honestly, the geese used to have sense enough to fly south. Now we have a gaggle of a hundred or more who say, "far enough. Let's set 'er down." They leave evidence all over the dikes.