we're watching a longplay of this game again and we forgot how abrasive this game sounds. every enemy slain makes an "OW!" sound like you're pavloving a dog to not bite you. presumably the same dog that randomly barks at you. if you jump the game takes a hit from a bong, it's kinda hilarious,
worth noting that despite our prior post we are doing this SOBER. we make the prior joke precisely because we imagine many of our friends that do actually do weed or have drunk alcohol before would NOT wish to do this with us while on said weed/alcohols,
none of this has been quantifiable statements about the game itself btw, just assumptions based on the sensory experience of being near it. we cannot judge if the game somehow makes more sense if you're controlling it or not. we just know that sometimes the game nods its screen in agreement,
pikmin we think might be the BEST game to play while intoxicated. minmaxxed for making you love the world so much and want to protect your little guys while making you want to explode anything that tries to hurt them
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