Hypersexual? Nah, I just struggle not to post platypus hog. - ThreadSky

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haikuplatypus.bsky.social • 41 days ago

Hypersexual?
Nah, I just struggle not to
post platypus hog.

You do not have a pic of a Platypus peen...

Oh honey, is that
a dare? I was SO close to
posting it. How's this?

Ok my dick is now self conscious

Give it a few strokes
to make it feel better, love.
Self aware. Self love.

lol I'm an aspy so my posts can be a bit harsh so if you unfollow that's fine

Never, my brother!
We all bring different good
to the skyline, love.

Thank you. I needed a bit of weird to counter all the shit.

Just inhibited
enough to not post throbbing
hog just now. You care?

Good news. Nobody
cares. Bad news, too. Maybe y’all
over platyprick?

Also, that’s a lie.
Fully hypersexual.
Might say, cumpletely.

Gotta admit I’m
sad not a single person
prompted me to send.

Probably just a
matter of time before I
drop something obscene.

If a hundred folks
like this skeet, I still shouldn’t
be that needy though.

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