Gutters cleaned Hanging plants unhung Outdoor furniture indoors Winky secured FUCK YOU WEATHER GODS FUCKEN TRY AND SMITE ME I FUCKEN DARE YOU - ThreadSky

spanner.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Gutters cleaned
Hanging plants unhung
Outdoor furniture indoors
Winky secured

FUCK YOU WEATHER GODS

FUCKEN TRY AND SMITE ME

I FUCKEN DARE YOU

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platinumque.bsky.social•3 days ago

He was shortly thereafter smote

geewrong.bsky.social•3 days ago

Like you’re not on here constantly begging to be blown? If you’re in Brisneyland, please protect the ginger cunt!

spacekat9.bsky.social•3 days ago

Did all that last week when it looked like Alfred would hit us.
Its a very casual cyclone
Not really in a hurry to do much of anything...

bikeymikey70.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s not what you want, a slow moving cyclone, that means plenty of rain

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah we would rather it move fast, cross the coast and deteriorate.

Stalling and turning into an east coast low is bad

krads.bsky.social•2 days ago

Make sure you bring the BBQ inside for maximum carbon monoxide exposure.

repeatmyerror.bsky.social•3 days ago

What about the cat? Locked inside?

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Plotting

bec7ford.bsky.social•3 days ago

Stay safe spans … and dry

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm going to get so moist

bec7ford.bsky.social•3 days ago

This wouldn’t be the case if you were overseas on holiday .. you appear to have timed this very poorly

irasnave.bsky.social•3 days ago

Picturing you outside screaming this at the sky

fivefrogs.bsky.social•3 days ago

Stay safe mate x

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m probably less stupid than I appear

fivefrogs.bsky.social•3 days ago

I know but also look after yourself too

grissallia.bsky.social•3 days ago

You like to invite trouble, don't you.

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

What could possibly go wrong?

dogboy64.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do not tempt them.

Also stay safe cat.

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pfft when have I not angered the gods

dogboy64.bsky.social•3 days ago

I can’t recall a single time 🤔

debbienorthway.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m late to the party. Winky? Who or what?

2fbs.bsky.social•3 days ago

Random trampoline landing area clear of obstruction?

john.kuridala.com•3 days ago

kopthat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Don’t forget to look after yourself too.

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Imma go have a cheeky wank

kopthat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Get Mrs S to do it for you! Lol

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

BRB

vivsobers.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is the washing off the line ?

spanner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ohhhhh no

vivsobers.bsky.social•3 days ago

Better ad it to your checklist for next cyclone season 😎

All jokes aside, hope it goes ok for you all 🤞

mummaslayer.bsky.social•3 days ago

You are getting it as well? We are an hour inland in SEQ but we are getting the winds and been told to tidy up. Good thing we are in a new estate with houses being built

madeleine30.bsky.social•3 days ago

Best of luck.

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