It's not the size of the sausage, it's what it's made up from; no one wants a sausage filled with lead, mercury, cadmium, beryllium, chromium, nickel & arsenic from smoking. We don't want a sausage that should have gone to fighting climate change. Minimum earners can't eat ghost sausages
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Cate Owen
Someone needs to break it to her that it's not the size of the sausage, its how you deliver it.
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Nicola Willis could just tell us how much money she will be taking from people who don't have any to give it to people who don't need it, but that would be too honest.
But by all means, Nicola, deliver that sausage.