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funkelly.bsky.social
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79 days ago
now that im *looking* at the lyrics of frosty the snowman, i think it might actually be about someone who got high and tried to run from the cops
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notgoinback.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Or maybe somebody else is high?
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fascismwontwin.bsky.social
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79 days ago
I *HATE* that damn song. But must admit I never considered that possibility 🤔
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legalweed4sc.bsky.social
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79 days ago
You might be on to something.
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ultimacanti.bsky.social
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79 days ago
HR Pufnstuf enters the discussion.
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saloli1.bsky.social
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78 days ago
Ever notice you can merged the lyrics from Frosty the Snowman and Puff the Magic Dragon to the tune of the latter? Spooky
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dadback.bsky.social
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79 days ago
https://bsky.app/profile/dadback.bsky.social/post/3lct4vlto3c2v
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wisewon.bsky.social
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79 days ago
That's funny
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waltdub3.bsky.social
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79 days ago
“Bumpity bump bump Bumpity Bump” hits different indeed
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italiancowgirl.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Nice ❄️
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tuneraider.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Just asked the kids, they said
“Well dur dad , then added and Rudolf… How do you think his nose got so red and suddenly thought he could fly”
Soooo, “Jacking up for Christmas” , isn’t about a flat tyre either ?
I was never as smart as them when I was 10.
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sonofnook.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Would you like a nice warm glass of magic reindeer piss.
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tuneraider.bsky.social
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79 days ago
It wasn’t warm, they filtered it through snow. “Only eat the yellow snow of Reindeer “ was the original Norse saying .
Over centuries , it became
“ don’t eat the yellow snow”
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nomad801.bsky.social
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79 days ago
How do you explain him melting then?
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funkelly.bsky.social
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79 days ago
you ever done drugs
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negativecyclist.bsky.social
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79 days ago
…and got away with it because he was white
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pwtulley.bsky.social
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79 days ago
And maybe someone should just keep that little nugget to themselves
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captainacab.airbud.website
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79 days ago
“knew the sun was hot that day”
you mean he had heat on him and needed out
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funkelly.bsky.social
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79 days ago
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ac38.bsky.social
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66 days ago
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bettybadazz.bsky.social
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78 days ago
"SOMEONE (who got) high." 😉
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acquiesce808.bsky.social
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79 days ago
The bodycam footage would be 😺😸
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nova42069.bsky.social
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79 days ago
A message we can all relate too
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gwwood.bsky.social
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79 days ago
OR…hear me out—a true Christmas song about a magical being who comes to life through supernatural means, becomes the leader of a group of followers, dies and leaves them bereft but only after promising to come again someday.
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andrewmne.bsky.social
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78 days ago
It's the only Christmas song I unreservedly like. In fact, I think Christmas only gets one mention- towards the end. Love the accents," Fwosty."
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allenrbrady.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Ah yes. Just like King Arthur!
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funkelly.bsky.social
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79 days ago
oh interesting
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hollywoodhustler.bsky.social
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79 days ago
You're RIGHT!! 'I'll be back again someday'? Sounds like Frosty had some priors and knew he wasn’t getting away this time.
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statisticallybiased.oflittleconsequence.io
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79 days ago
High on hat. Not even once.
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witchypooh.bsky.social
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79 days ago
"Details details, don't bother me with details"
Frosty the Snowman
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jack-kerrigan.bsky.social
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79 days ago
There must have been some [Special K] in that old silk hat they found, for when they [snorted up the bump], he began to dance around!
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ohhjim.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Yeah, but Frosty is a very White guy, so it’s ok.
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cheferic1970.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Snow = Cocaine
Snowman = Dealer
It’s all becoming clear!! 😂
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sadieharding313.bsky.social
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79 days ago
I was gonna pull right over and stop. Iykyk
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thestripedbananas.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Frosty the Dopeman
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cockremover.bsky.social
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79 days ago
why run when u can just throw a donut the opposite way n start walking 😂
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funkelly.bsky.social
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79 days ago
hard to think when you’re high I guess
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cockremover.bsky.social
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79 days ago
wouldnt know, never thought about it
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jedediahclampett.bsky.social
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78 days ago
What high person (snow or flesh) is gonna throw away a delicious donut when they’re high?
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danaholtzbert.bsky.social
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79 days ago
When it got warmer, he started to melt, because yo that's heat.
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funkelly.bsky.social
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79 days ago
cold sweat
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tribuzio.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Freeze my boy Frosty, he ain’t do it!
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cognitivedissident.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Thumpity thump thump
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woodsybell.bsky.social
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79 days ago
I know, right? And how about that other cold-weather voyeur who sees you when you're sleeping?
Our kids need protection. Ban those books!
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joshseybert.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Growing up in the suburbs, we called the bag we huffed from “that old silk hat.”
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parkerap216q.bsky.social
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79 days ago
So that’s why they call it “putting your hat on”
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sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social
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79 days ago
🎶"There must have been some magic in that cocaine that he found, cuz when he stuffed it up his nose, he began to dance around .."🎶
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northfacingtower.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Typical Jimmy Durante role
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lisalefevrex.bsky.social
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79 days ago
Isn’t that with a lot of movies and songs for kiddos??? Watching some stuff now and be like ‘what?!’ 🧐
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“Well dur dad , then added and Rudolf… How do you think his nose got so red and suddenly thought he could fly”
Soooo, “Jacking up for Christmas” , isn’t about a flat tyre either ?
I was never as smart as them when I was 10.
Over centuries , it became
“ don’t eat the yellow snow”
you mean he had heat on him and needed out
Frosty the Snowman
Snowman = Dealer
It’s all becoming clear!! 😂
Our kids need protection. Ban those books!