i'm sorry but this photo instantly reminded me of a very old (late 90s/early 00s?) website called "Dog Toy or Marital Aid" which was like the dog toy/marital aid equivalent of that notoriously challenging "antidepressant or Tolkien character" quiz 😹
Why must all the Powerful Mouth toys be SO phallic?
Also I never, ever trust a brand that has a "for powerful chewers" thing on it because I have a Husky mix who puts those labels to the test, and they're always wrong.
I feel like sight hounds are what break the algorithm. Face too long? Nope, sighthound. Looks more like a deer than a dog? Yep, sighthound. Simultaneously looks like a feral gremlin creature?
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Also I never, ever trust a brand that has a "for powerful chewers" thing on it because I have a Husky mix who puts those labels to the test, and they're always wrong.
...I miss my greyhound.