On Valentine's Day, a student asked the swordmaster: "What shall I give my beloved?" "A sword. It shows you trust them, and trust their abilities." Satisfied, the student left. Another student asked: "I am single, what shall I do?" The swordmaster thought. "Buy yourself a sword. You deserve it." - ThreadSky

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microsff.com • 9 days ago

On Valentine's Day, a student asked the swordmaster:
"What shall I give my beloved?"

"A sword. It shows you trust them, and trust their abilities."

Satisfied, the student left. Another student asked: "I am single, what shall I do?"

The swordmaster thought. "Buy yourself a sword. You deserve it."

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souridealist.bsky.social•9 days ago

I have some questions about the swordmaster's exact relationship with the sword merchant suddenly.

snarkypants.bsky.social•9 days ago

I'd rather hope he's friends with a good blacksmith. And with other weapon masters he can send you to if you're not good with swords. And with other villagers they all can arm and train if their lord steps out of bounds.

onefouronefive.bsky.social•9 days ago

In my head they are dating

jimk404.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think swords are a much-neglected mental health intervention; it's almost impossible to be sad when someone hands you a sword.

equirah.bsky.social•9 days ago

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robinbobcat.bsky.social•9 days ago

Swords good.

ciciaye.bsky.social•8 days ago

"I'm having trouble getting the duvet cover on the duvet..."
"Sword!"
"Can't find anywhere to park..."
"Sword!"
...
"You're on commission, aren't you?"
"Never mind that. Buy a sword, you know you need one..."

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