I’m a simple boy, I hear kiddos babbling about going poopoo in their pampers and I foldddd 🫠
Chatty dumb babies who can’t even be shy about talking their dumpy droopy huggies…
Chatty dumb babies who can’t even be shy about talking their dumpy droopy huggies…
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You’re becoming a more common sight in the regression scrapbook…and at the changing table!
All you can do is lift up your legs, look at everyone in the living room eyeing you in the playpen and tell em how you feel!
“I’m goin POTTY!”
And show em that you’re a super duper good BABY!!!
We can tell from your avatar that you won't be managing to babble anytime soon. I'm sure you'll be great at listening and doing though ✨
How did you subtweet yourself
You’re literally one of em!!
I um.
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Imagine grunting out “POOOPIESH” while you fill your huggies.
Imagine drooling and groaning “POOPYYY” while you pack your pampers.
Couldn’t be be. 😳💦💦💦
We all know that mulch feels like, so to have that loading up some Huggies 😳 Arf! That must feel amazing.
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it is my way
It couldn’t be you, all dolled up that no one who knew you as a big kid would recognize you in your onesie and toddler leash?
Couldn’t be you having your head so gently pressed down on, reminding you to bend those knees before going potty?
Couldn’t be you, sucking your pacifier…
Feeling it grow harder to hold it, but you know a fun little fact?
You’re not a big kid anymore.
You’re becoming a baby that babbles about making “BIH SHTINKIE POOPIESH!” right into thick, crinkly diapers.
I.. need to go poopies like that sometime 😨💦
No need to change just yet!
They raise their free hand, brow furrowed and sucking harder. Leaning forward to make room…
Drool spilling down their arm, pooling onto their table and classwork as they keep pushing, their diaperseat drooping and sagging and smushing noisily.
And as if they didn’t utterly wreck their pants, sit back down politely on a stinky, mushy, full DIAPER!