STRIPPER: You wanna come to the champagne room? ME: Is it time to get fizzical? HER: Get out! - ThreadSky

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sofarrsogud.bsky.social • 2 days ago

STRIPPER: You wanna come to the champagne room?

ME: Is it time to get fizzical?

HER: Get out!

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matthew-ds9.bsky.social•2 days ago

Let me hear your bawdy talk!

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ha ha. Excellent

matthew-ds9.bsky.social•2 days ago

Frankly, when I was a teen and heard that song for the first time, I thought that was the lyric.

I blame my parents for reading me Tolkien as bedtime stories as a toddler, which entrenched me in Fantasy fiction for most of my formative years.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•2 days ago

That lyric works. Probably better than the original.

matthew-ds9.bsky.social•2 days ago

Truth!

newgranarchist.bsky.social•2 days ago

I had a book titled 1700 Bawdy Limericks. It's still in print I think, highly recommend.

matthew-ds9.bsky.social•2 days ago

That sounds like a must for every household!
😁

newgranarchist.bsky.social•2 days ago

We would force everyone to do shots on st paddy's day, then open the book to any random page and read aloud to the group. Family tradition

matthew-ds9.bsky.social•2 days ago

I want to be part of your family

newgranarchist.bsky.social•2 days ago

We need another book tho, that one got lost in a move a few years back.
Anyways, see you next march

almightynoodle1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Pun appreciation is a specialist service. You have to pay extra.

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•2 days ago

I should be getting a discount!!

girlawhirl.bsky.social•2 days ago

I cannot believe I cracked a smile at that🤦🏽‍♀️

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•2 days ago

Awww yeeeah 😂

girlawhirl.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂

mrmambo.bsky.social•2 days ago

*Rodney Dangerfield adjusts bowtie, nods approval from comedian heaven*

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•2 days ago

😊👊🏼

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