My wife asked me: if I could bring back one extinct species, what would it be? My answer: Velociraptor. I'm living for chaos at this point. Her answer: the dodo. Needless to say, she didn't like my answer. - ThreadSky

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net • 77 days ago

My wife asked me: if I could bring back one extinct species, what would it be?

My answer: Velociraptor. I'm living for chaos at this point.

Her answer: the dodo.

Needless to say, she didn't like my answer.

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susanrez.bsky.social•77 days ago

Dodo were supposedly delicious. Can’t say how velociraptors would taste.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

I would assume like chicken.

murmalerm.bsky.social•77 days ago

Saber toothed cat and the Woolley mammoth would also be fun.
You had one job, Phil. There’s a velociraptor in the White House.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

My only concern would be it being too hot for the mammoth to survive.

murmalerm.bsky.social•77 days ago

If they have a food source, they will be fine, so long as humans don’t again hunt to extinction.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

Considering we as a species are still hunting other species to extinction, I imagine they wouldn't last long.

murmalerm.bsky.social•77 days ago

Release the hounds, I mean velociraptors.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

eschertology.bsky.social•77 days ago

honest politician

bluejeanne.bsky.social•77 days ago

I’d bring back the saber tooth tiger. That would be fun.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

Oh yeah! That or those giant 8 ft millipedes.

jashergord.bsky.social•77 days ago

Maybe the velociraptor would eat the dodoes on the right side of the aisle?

nothappy-1.bsky.social•77 days ago

Let's bring them both back and see which one survives.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

Watch the dodo become the dominant species.

naflash4u.bsky.social•77 days ago

Go big, literally. T-Rex no doubt.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

Let's just bring back the entire mesozoic era. Try our luck.

naflash4u.bsky.social•77 days ago

Hell yeah. What do we have to lose? Let's get a real apex predator marathon going.

justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net•77 days ago

That's what I'm saying. Battle royale this sucker!

naflash4u.bsky.social•77 days ago

A bigger reason to go and colonize Mars. Give em the boot. Dinosaur to humans, "Get the hell off our planet"!

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