With the amount of magic swords in this universe, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a sword of shyly admitting your love to someone that doesn't hurt when stabbing but just carries across the message 'I love you' or something. I mean, there's literally a sword for everything apparently
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"DO YOU LIKE ME?"
"..."
*dies*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You were gonna say something! 'I' or 'Fuck', your mouth was open! Either or!"
"I have an idea!"
"I'm not stabbing her!"
"...I no longer have an idea..."
reminds me of the toaster from red dwarf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec&ab_channel=BBCStudios
Try it on yourself first just to make sure you love it.