Now watch as the people of British Columbia get really into Malört as a result of this - ThreadSky

parkermolloy.com • 27 days ago

Now watch as the people of British Columbia get really into Malört as a result of this

"I have directed BC liquor sales to immediately stop buying American liquor from red states. Liquor store employees will be removing the most popular of these brands from government store shelves." -BC Premier David Eby

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mookiedad.bsky.social•27 days ago

Every bar in Vancouver will now have a Chicago Handshake special

xnej.bsky.social•27 days ago

It’s called a Shawinigan Handshake up here…

jeffbrown9.bsky.social•27 days ago

Not if the beer is Old Style

mookiedad.bsky.social•27 days ago

Damn good point, maybe they can alter it a bit

jeffbrown9.bsky.social•27 days ago

I’m not sure which goose island are still made in Chicago, but last I checked, they were brewing 312 in New York State

cupcakeanarchy.bsky.social•27 days ago

A rainier would work quite nicely think

7seasjim.bsky.social•27 days ago

we have a Canadian Equivalent of Old Style.

rdrutley.bsky.social•27 days ago

Best mass market beer ever.

toemek1.bsky.social•27 days ago

Will it combine the accents as a result 🤔

fascistdemtracker.bsky.social•27 days ago

wags3000.bsky.social•27 days ago

They’d be better off buying Koval gin and FEW whiskey

investigativerc.bsky.social•27 days ago

180 Dave aka Mr. Puddlewaffle

professorfate.bsky.social•27 days ago

And Old Style. Can't forget the Old Style

somerandomdave.bsky.social•27 days ago

I think the Canadians are mad enough at us as it is.

wanderthedesert.bsky.social•27 days ago

Drink of the gods

taterpie.bsky.social•27 days ago

No, we cant curse them with that.

badatgender.bsky.social•27 days ago

Can we just join BC

Not like even becoming a new province, just like a southern expansion of an existing one

sarahboots.bsky.social•27 days ago

@eviltoast916.bsky.social will the Canadians live through this?

eviltoast916.bsky.social•26 days ago

Malört as a last resort is insanity

herissonycat.bsky.social•27 days ago

Any of us who live in Newfoundland or have been Screeched in on a visit will.

brandilynnsawyer.bsky.social•27 days ago

We have some good distilleries in Western WA, they don't need to start drinking that swill 😂

kingofeight.bsky.social•27 days ago

No one deserves such horrors

mattvadnais.bsky.social•27 days ago

Is there a reason I don’t see Malört even a little in Milwaukee? You’d think there’d at least be an ex-pat place to get it. Is there some business reason it’s Chicago specific or am I just not looking hard enough in the MKE?

moni.fans•27 days ago

lmao that would be funny. i grew up in bc, and one thing forsure they manufacture and export a lot of liquor and wines lol,

darthburkie.bsky.social•27 days ago

They’re going to pour all the American booze into the Great Lakes

poonfumes.bsky.social•27 days ago

BC’er here. I ain’t picky! Will drink whatever mixes well with Canada Dry!

francefls.bsky.social•27 days ago

😊

shiruken.bsky.social•27 days ago

noteom.bsky.social•27 days ago

drmario.bsky.social•27 days ago

Have you seen this? https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/27/non-alcoholic-malort-avondale-restaurant-serving-no-lort-by-the-shot-or-bottle/

bullsharkowski.bsky.social•27 days ago

That's just old piss, isn't it?

irishoutsider.bsky.social•27 days ago

gasp.

radamssmash.bsky.social•27 days ago

I feel like that's an international incident waiting to happen.

hoser33.bsky.social•27 days ago

Canadian pride runs deep Parker. We're not going to lose this fight.

boozybeggarchi.bsky.social•27 days ago

Huh. I guess I'll take it. I just realized, we might have done Underberg or malort together in a certain Beverly couples house before they played piano/guitar and sang.

trustywoods.bsky.social•27 days ago

Nobody really gets into Malort.

jcam123.bsky.social•26 days ago

Deep Illinois cuts.

scarletonly.bsky.social•27 days ago

Can someone give us more details

hamberdlar.bsky.social•27 days ago

Ugh, Malort!

punkrockravens.bsky.social•27 days ago

this is the actual punishment

xnej.bsky.social•27 days ago

as your friendly neighborhood (soon to be ex) vancouverite from chicago, i’ve yet to find anyone that likes the battery acid, especially since alcohol consumption has dropped with the legalization and very low prices of weed.

as in i’ve had an ounce from an LP *delivered* for USD 67.

threnody.bsky.social•27 days ago

look, more people should be into malört. this is not a bad unintended consequence.

stacy.is.relentlessly.online•27 days ago

there's just something about posting this with that profile picture that makes it an extra order of magnitude more powerful

threnody.bsky.social•27 days ago

i needed something more fun for this particular period of time and louche disaster lesbian was what i had handy.

stacy.is.relentlessly.online•27 days ago

I went with slightly more zoomed in imposter syndrome Pokémon myself

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