I love the @cpsc.gov's annual fireworks safety video. I look forward to it every year. - ThreadSky

parkermolloy.com • 2 days ago

I love the @cpsc.gov's annual fireworks safety video. I look forward to it every year.

Reposted from U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

Don't do any of this.

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erocy.world•2 days ago

Makes me think of the insane Canadian workplace safety videos

genderqueeries.ca•2 days ago

Probably the last one :(

cvc5280.bsky.social•2 days ago

I bet they had a lot of fun making that video.

uncommonpeople.bsky.social•2 days ago

Seriously, it's like the best recruitment ad... DON'T DO THIS (unless you work for the cpsc... In which case... WE'LL PAY YOU TO DO IT!)

richardbowes.bsky.social•2 days ago

Were they okay?

sluggosmith.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is what daily life in America is beginning to feel like.

nataliek.bsky.social•2 days ago

Every year our hospital system’s ERs make sure they have adequate hand surgeon coverage because it happens every single year

themanfromrio.bsky.social•2 days ago

20 sec mark one is brutal

mrseangordon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Parker my question is what does this look like when you run it backwards

chickenboo.bsky.social•2 days ago

The raccoon was a nice touch

eejittery.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mets fans celebrating "Bobby Bonilla Day" no doubt. Gawd bless July 💥

vinnieal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Does the WH know about this. Feels like an office they’d want to shut down

parkermolloy.com•2 days ago

Hopefully the WH is clueless

vinnieal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Also a safe bet

lyichir.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump tried to fire the three Democratic members of the commission back in May, but a federal judge forced him to reinstate them. I still can't help but worry...

sharpshard.bsky.social•2 days ago

📌

uncommonpeople.bsky.social•2 days ago

I thought it was a video of the Supreme Court issuing opinions

stevetav.bsky.social•2 days ago

my favorite part is that they add a 3/4 red hats. makes it more realistic.

investigationcone.bsky.social•2 days ago

It still boggles my mind that EVERY YEAR someone gets the idea that it would be fun to launch a large mortar shell while holding the launch tube on top of their head and pulps their skull and dies.
10 years ago the extremely charismatic Gaston cast member from viral Disney park vids died that way.

matthewcfield.bsky.social•2 days ago

The fucking tearaway trackpants blowing off the seated fella rollin’ his own

lizbeanz.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is the kind of frivolous tax spending I fully support

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