They’re spicier than jalapeños, but nothing crazy. I love spicy food, and my tolerance is definitely high by Wisconsin standards, but I don’t know what that would mean in an area where the standard is less aggressively bland and beige
14) Getting outside at or shortly after dawn every day. This CAN cause uncomfortable dissonance with my Monster Alignment, and I even had to take the “creature of the night” patch off my jacket because I was no longer worthy, but OH MAN SO WORTH IT WHEN BRAIN DO THE GOOD ZOOMIES
15) This cow udder lotion that my manager brought in, and is the only thing that keeps my hands from cracking + bleeding at work. Either this stuff is magical or I have udder hands. NO WAIT not gonna think too hard about that, or the fact I spend all day handing people cups of milk NOPE NOPE NOPE
16) Water flossers! Got the ADHD so bad I wouldn’t floss because it involved 557 micro steps + decisions and afterward I’d be like “Welp that’s it! My Brain Quest for the day!”
Water flossing is 2 steps, 0 decisions. I can do this multiple times a day! ORAL HEALTH GAME CHANGER
this is actually not dissimilar to the organization my own cupboards have slowly evolved into: roughly 0-10min prep, 10-60min prep, 1hr+ prep... and junk food on a high shelf to make it harder to access
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Never in my life have my hands had dry skin. It’s my mutant power.
Congrats on the mutant power!
Water flossing is 2 steps, 0 decisions. I can do this multiple times a day! ORAL HEALTH GAME CHANGER