🎶 I heard there was a sacred kerb
That geologists thought was quite superb
But you don't care for plate tectonics, do you?
It goes like this: a fourth, a fifth, a major fault, a minor shift,
The Hayward council paving California.
California, California... 🎶

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/06/485021384/california-town-fixes-crooked-curb-breaks-geologists-hearts