Robber: Gimme all your clam money.
Guy: What?!
Robber: Your clam money. Don't play dumb with me.
Guy: You mean like 'clams' as in slang for money? Here's my wallet. It has all of my money in it.
Robber: [throws wallet] Get this shit outta here.
Guy: I only have regular money.
Guy: What?!
Robber: Your clam money. Don't play dumb with me.
Guy: You mean like 'clams' as in slang for money? Here's my wallet. It has all of my money in it.
Robber: [throws wallet] Get this shit outta here.
Guy: I only have regular money.
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[they both walk their separate ways]
Guy: Nooooooo blublublublublublub