Reminds me of something my then-11-year-old son said about a wrestler on TV once: "He's so old, I bet he can't even take a chair to the spine anymore."
I heard someone describe Vance’s stunt with Zelinsky as a heel turn. Great if you are trying to hype a pay per view grudge match- not how a responsible and sober adult would run a hot gig stand (let alone a country).
Instead of paying off student loans, students should be allowed to enter a steel cage with a Mohela executive, a ladder, and some folding chairs. There should be a suitcase above the cage. If you hit the Moheka exec with a chair, climb the ladder, get the suitcase- loans are foregiven.
The White House is starting to feel like a WrestleMania main event—complete with drama, chairs, and a script that's pure chaos. Who needs a movie when reality delivers better plot twists?
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A small rewrite of a line in pablo neruda’s poem “walking around”😉
Failing that, PLENTY of tape of her husband getting hit by, ahem, "foreign objects"
You can even see their son get electric shocked on the part of his anatomy you imagine would come into play quite often in the good OL' WWF days
You need to make sure the referee isn't looking
But if referee = Supreme Court I'm sure it will be biased to the administration anyway
(And let me pre-empt the inevitable "make fun of her policies not her appearance" comments with a resounding "fuck off!".)