@millsypop.bsky.social Iowa isn’t a real place and what we call “Andrew” is just a figment of our imagination brought on by the special brownies you served us several years ago
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How DARE you, a Florida resident, call Iowa just a figment of our collective imagination!
Like I would EVER let you partake in Mt. Washington Self Actualization sunrise perineum ceremony, let alone share my brownies!
Listen here, I’m having some of the worst diarrhea ever to beholden someone so save the ‘tude for Paul when he’s sh!tting in your yard, damaging your prized marigolds 😡😡😡😡
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Like I would EVER let you partake in Mt. Washington Self Actualization sunrise perineum ceremony, let alone share my brownies!
Lord have mercy on your lower bowels and war torn sphincter!!!
@ilovemywive.bsky.social , that is NOT an invitation to come over after Pilates this Sunday.